Every time my mother nags at me,
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I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
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When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee
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You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
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